Dear Christy, How are you my dear? I hope this letter meets you well. I am writing you because of Fabian. I heard you are his latest tool, so I decided to let you understand the kind of person you are dealing with. I wasn’t sure whether to write you or not but after I […]
SOMEBODY SHOUT I LOVE YOU!
The kind of thing I hear in Lagos. Some of them are very funny, some very weird and some are totally outrageous. How far can you go to show your man you love him? Or how far can you go in trying to prove your loyalty/faithfulness to your boyfriend or husband? Well, read this gist, […]
KNOW YOUR TAXI DRIVERS
Have you always wanted to know where some of the cab drivers you see in town are from? If yes, then you are at the right place. We just cracked some codes that will give you some clues as to where the cab drivers are from. TAXI DRIVERS OF KWARA/OYO DESCENT Cab drivers from these […]
THE LETTER YOU NEED TO WRITE TO YOURSELF EVERY WEEK
Dear Me, This is a new week. As usual, there are are seven days in a week. In these seven days, you are only permitted to feel terrific and happy. Nothing less! Remember you are wonderfully and fearfully made and in the image and likeness of God. Do not feel any less that this week. […]
WHAT QUEST MEANS IN NIGERIA
“Quest means business” is a popular program on CNN. The program reviews the businesses of multinationals, Blue chip Companies and the economies of nations. Richard Quest is the host. Like he always says, he means business. Welcome to Nigeria where Quest means business plus more. In Nigeria Quest means LITTLE SLEEP You won’t understand this […]
The Shop of a Nigerian Politician
If you were to make a list of items that will never be in short supply in the shop of a Nigerian politician; I’m almost certain the list would go this way… Looting Corruption Embezzlement Lies Padded Contracts Etc. I hear when citizens want to purchase items like Selflessness Equity Fairness Sincerity Truth Integrity […]
Problems Only Short Girls Understand
I didn’t know anything about what you are about to read until my attention was brought to it. Concerning the height of the lady that told me this, I won’t be drawn into trying to describe it. The rest of the texts will tell how tall she is. 1. Only short girls know what it […]
Four Words Facing Extinction (plus 1 bonus)
Some words are fast disappearing from our everyday vocabulary. The reasons for the decline in the use of some of these words are not very clear. Some say the words facing extinction are words that affect the ego of the user. The reason sounds reasonable, isn’t it? Anyway, here are some of the words currently […]
The Nmereoles Are Back!
Jacinta: Where’s that noise coming from ? Theophilus: Which noise? Jacinta: Nwoke m, listen very well! Theophilus: Ahh, ndi be Nmereole a batago [The Nmereoles are back] Jacinta: Theo, what happened, ndi be anyi anatoro aka na Kirisimaasi a [our people didn’t stay long this Christmas holiday] Theophilus: nwanne, it is the economy, last year’s economy wasn’t stable at all Jacinta: erm…plus […]
5 Things Your Mother Told You That Are Still True
Here, I have compiled a list of things mama told you that are still true till date. 1. NEWSPAPERS CLEAN WINDOWS BETTER Yes, yes, Newspapers clean the windows(glass) better than your average towel. Your mother told you when you were growing up. She was right then and she is still right now. Even if your mother […]
Top 20 Truths, Half Truths and Outright Falsehoods on Food Labels
Over the years, I have come to realize that food labels and packages are where manufactures practise… no…not what they preach. Food labels are where manufactures/producers put out information they hope will either convince or confuse you into buying their products. I have compiled top 20 phrases always found on food labels. Some of them […]
10 ROMANTIC IGBO WORDS AND THEIR DIFFICULT ENGLISH EXPLANATIONS
Sometimes love defies language. Other times, just English. Here is a compilation of some romantic Igbo words most Igbo people will sweat a bit before they can translate them into English language. Here, I am only going to translate the words, feel free to correct me if you know the correct English translation. 1. NWA […]
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