Dear Pastor Sampson, Greetings! After discussing with my wife and family, I wish to discontinue any discussion or meeting regarding the letter I wrote you. I have played my role in reporting your wayward member to you. The onus is on you and your church to confirm the truth of this matter or otherwise. Or […]
ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE IN LAGOS INCLUDING BEING ROBBED BY THE POLICE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
If you live in Lagos, you are the proverbial cat with nine lives. In fact, collect seven Gbosas from me. Gbosa! Gbosa! Gbosa! Gbosa! Gbosa! Gbosa! Gbosa! In Lagos, a lot of odds are stacked up against you. If traffic is not dealing with you; it will be some unscrupulous law Enforcement agents hot on […]
DEAR PASTOR, WARN YOUR MEMBER (4)
When Pastor Sampson got home that night; he didn’t know exactly what to believe again. Pastor brought a piece of paper and a pen; he wrote to Mr Dike. Dear Mr. Dike, I bring you greetings. Thank you for your letter. I really appreciate it. I have looked into the allegations contained in your […]
DEAR PASTOR, WARN YOUR MEMBER (3)
Chukwuemeka arrived the church premises some minutes before 5pm. He moved over to the church annex; there was nobody there. On his way back to the main auditorium, he saw Chinwe and Cally making their way into the church premises. They exchange greetings and everybody moved into the auditorium. Joy and Pat later joined exactly […]
DEAR PASTOR, WARN YOUR MEMBER (2)
Pastor Sampson did not know what to make of the letter from Mr. Dike about his member; he decides to invite Chukwuemeka to see him before the following Sunday. He sends Tochukwu to deliver his letter to Chukwuemeka. His letter reads… Dear Chukwuemeka, Peace and Grace be unto you. This is to inform you that […]
DEAR PASTOR, WARN YOUR MEMBER (1)
Dear Pastor, I bring you greetings. I am writing to bring to your knowledge the activities of one bro Chukwuemeka Ikeagwu who I reliably gathered is a member of your church. I am the Caretaker of the house where this Chukwuemeka resides in Isolo. I initially did not want to report this young man to […]
BEHOLD EKENE
His second visit was all it took for Nma to make up her mind she was going to have a piece of Ekene. Ekene had come the previous day with Ifeoma to her mom’s shop. Ifeoma was excited to introduce to her mom for the first time somebody she called “my man.” Her mom, Nma […]
KEEPING UP WITH THE EBEANO HOSTEL (3)
Chiamaka climbs down from her bed. She needs to see her course Rep and pleads that Nkem accompanies her; a request Nkem gladly accepts. Chiamaka: How come we are always keeping quiet whenever Chinasa and Sandra are calling the rest of us thieves? Nkem: That is their business. I have said it; whenever I have […]
KEEPING UP WITH THE EBEANO HOSTEL (2)
All has not been well ever since Chinasa confronted her room mates over her missing items. It has become a case of “to your tents Oh Israel.” The ladies have been divided into cliques. Chinasa and Sandra seem to get along notwithstanding the fact that Sandra is very vocal and does not hesitate to give […]
KEEPING UP WITH THE EBEANO HOSTEL (1)
Chinasa couldn’t bear it any more; she went berserk and started shouting on top of her voice “who came to my corner, who came here again; what did I do to you people?” Chinasa knew nobody would answer her, however, she was convinced that after the shouting bout, it would take extra courage for anyone […]