Hi people, hope you are doing great?
Frankly speaking, I cannot remember how I got the note I’m about to share, but, I know a friend once shared it with me.
Here is the drill, you love this beautiful lady, and you have had your plans all fixed. You finally decide to meet her parents, and her father gives you a questionnaire to fill.
It is compulsory to fill in your details if you desire to marry his daughter.
Below is the Questionnaire:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I, ___________________________, hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don’t look back. If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father in-law or mother in-law
3. Suppose your wife says, “honey, I need money for my hair-style at the saloon”, what would you answer? ____________________ _______________ _____
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce ____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term ‘good husband’ mean to you? ____________________ ___________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No
If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES, for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME EARLY” as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad? ____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor? _____________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________________ Sign again: _______________________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in 4years time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don’t call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________ ______________________ _____________________
Phone: ______________________ Facebook: ______________________
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