My mother said she was never toasted my father during their time. There was nothing romantic about their relationship. The whole thing was built on some bible passages she couldn’t remember again and commitment to church activities and the little grammar my old man could speak. He was a teacher in their village and most ladies were in love with the ‘’Nwa teacher’’ who wore well starched and ironed short sleeve shirts.
In his defence, my old man said my mother was attracted to him because of the right stuff of their time which were mostly good command of English language, the teaching profession and commitment to God and Church. It was hilarious watching them go back and forth on the process that eventually led to my birth.
It was so hilarious that I peed on my pants. I can understand if this is not hilarious to you, after all, it is not your pee or your pant or your parents.
How did you father get your mother, have they told you? Tell us in the comment box.