How far? Wow!
See bag, see hair, see shoes o!
Hmmm, babe you just you dey shine, like shinning stars up above in the sky!
Correct babe, no-dulling babe, lucky girl, who’s this lucky guy?
He must be Igbo or is he Yoruba? They say Igbo guys know how to spoil women. Is it true?
Where did you meet him or how did you guys meet?
When did this one start that I didn’t know about it?
You code a lot these days o. No be like that o, that’s not how to do things o. Always carry me along, please!
How does he look, is he very handsome, tall and dark?
I know there’s no need to ask this particular question but let me ask all the same, it seems the guy is well-to-do, isn’t he?
Where does he work?
Wait o, this one he’s already splurging on you, I’m sure you must have given that thing, have you guys done it??
Or have you been doing shakara this one he’s been spending this much on you?
How much did you buy your hair?
It seems I have seen this your bag before on Instagram? Is that where you saw it before he bought it for you?
I hear the bag is expensive, this your new guy really hold o!
Where did you say he works again, have you been to his house since you started dating him?
Why not, is that not where he did it? Or is he the hotel type?
mtchewww! Jamb questions!
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