I had planned on having a quiet evening at home this Friday. I just wanted to chill with a good Hollywood movie but Koko changed all of that. This woman can be very feisty sometimes. I sometimes wonder if I really know the woman I am married to.
Immediately I got home from work, she told me she wants us to go clubbing tonight. I told her to chose another activity but she insisted she is not staying indoors tonight. I had to oblige her request because when Koko gets mad, she brings down the whole house with her fiery temper!
After an hour of rest, we set out to paint the town red. I was on a casual playboy outfit; a red polo and blue jean while Koko changed into a skimpy top and blue shorts. This dress reveals her cleavage and long legs. Koko is vain. She loves flaunting her hot legs. Before we got into the car, I said to her,
“You look ravishing babe, but don’t you think you should tone down the sexiness a bit, remember you are someone’s wife o”
“No way! I ain’t got no worries, I am even looking this hot for you. I am turning up!”
I smiled. I felt proud that I am the husband of this gorgeous la
We have just pulled up at the club, Davilla lounge. It is one of the top joints in this city. The big boys in town patronise this club and I think I am going to have a hard time keeping them away from Koko. She is wearing her wedding ring quite alright but the boys won’t even notice it. I am particularly wary of meeting Big Moni, the governor’s brother in this club. This man chases after every beautiful lady in this town. If I see him in this club I’ll walk out with my wife.
The club is buzzing already. DJ Flyboi is on the turntable spinning the wheels of steel. Some revellers are grooving on the dance floor. I am just going to grab a seat by the corner and just chill. I can sight some VIPs already guzzling down bottles of alcohol. There’s so much expensive wine being wasted here. A group of Malaysian boys, probably Yahoo-Yahoo guys are washing their hands with champagne. The girls with them are smoking shisha. They look so young and pretty, probably university undergraduates.
“Kene, you seem uptight tonight. What’s eating you? Loosen up dear” Koko says to me. She is tapping her feet to the beat of the music.
“I don’t know, I just feel tired”
“Let’s go and dance”
Koko is quite restless, she is downing glass after glass of our Ciroc wine.
“Take it easy on the alcohol,” I say to her.
“If I get drunk, you are here to take care of me”
“I won’t sit here and watch you get drunk!”
There is some commotion in the club, a man is walking in with his entourage. He is dark in complexion. He has a huge beard and a massive body frame. His aides are spraying money on him. Some people are scrambling for the money.
“Oh my God, that is Young Uchenna, the funky billionaire! Let me go and pick up some of the cash being sprayed” Koko says with a giggle.
“Don’t go there! Have some dignity dear. Your dad probably has more money than this guy” I reprimand her.
Young Uchenna is acknowledging the cheers from the hailers. He is grinning from ear to ear. He is heading to the Vvip section. Nobody really knows Young Uchenna’s source of wealth. He is one of the new bred billionaires in town. He is probably pushing drugs or into Yahoo+.
The commotion is dying down. Young Uchenna is getting a lap dance from two oversexed models. He is plastering dollar bills on their bodies.
“Let’s dance,” Koko says and pulls me from my seat. I follow her to the dance floor.
“…They wanna hold me for ransom cos I am young, rich and handsome
Oya shake body! Oya move body!”
Damn! Koko can dance for Africa! Look at the way she is twisting and turning her waist. This girl is a killer, she’s got killer moves and I can’t keep up. The alcohol is starting to get to her and she is becoming uninhibited.
“….oh look at that ass, I wanna smack that!…”
Someone just said that here! These guys are ogling my wife. I need to take her away from here. I can see Young Uchenna staring at her. He is talking to one of his aides and pointing to my wife! Get your filthy eyes off my wife!
The aide is moving towards us.
“Koko, let’s get out of here, I can foresee some trouble”
She can barely hear me over the din of music.
“But I am just getting into the mood. I want to be here all night, mehn…I Am having so much fun”
Uchenna’s aide is here. He is addressing my wife.
“Hello, fine girl, my boss over there in the Vvip wants to talk to you. He wants you to dance with him”
“Hey, stop that! This is my wife you are talking to. She is married. She is not available for him. Let him look elsewhere” I exclaim in anger.
The man smiles and walks away.
“Kene, you are too uptight. There’s nothing wrong with just a dance. Don’t be jealous”
“Are you out of your mind? Do you want to dance with that womaniser? Let’s go away mbok”
Koko laughs as I pull her away from the dance floor. We are moving back to our table but Uchenna and his goons are suddenly standing around us.
I give them a puzzled look.
“Hey baby girl, don’t you want to dance with me? I am Young Uchenna and I can change your life for forever” The man is showing off stacks of minted dollar notes.
“Sorry, I am not interested in your money. I am married and this is my husband, so please excuse us” Koko retorts.
“Oh, you are married? I will triple the money if you dance with me and follow me home” The inebriated man replies.
I can’t believe my ears. I want to wipe that smug look off his face with my fist.
“Hey, stop it! Don’t you dare talk to wife like you are addressing one of your hookers!” I exclaim.
“You, what do you have? How much is there in your bank account?” He snorts at me.
Koko lands a bottle on Young Uchenna’s head.
We are all stunned.
“Let’s get out of here” She yells.
We are running out of the club. There is commotion behind us. Young Uchenna’s men are hurrying towards us.
We jump into our car and speed off.
We are laughing.
“You are crazy Koko!”
“Yes dear, I am crazy for you. I couldn’t stand and watch him talk to you like that!”
“That was a huge risk you took in there”
“Yes, but it is worth it. I hope that teaches him a lesson”
“Should we drive back home now?”
“Anywhere else but home, the night is still young”
“Alright, let’s go to Megari Gardens for some spicy suya with cool zobo”
“Yeaaah, it is a crazy Friday night baby!”