“Yippie! So this is real? I am now a married woman? So this is how being marriage feel? I am excited”
“Yes darling, you are officially a married woman. You are now my wife and tonight is our wedding night! I am excited too, see small me o, I am now a married man!”
“Oh dear, I am married to the best man in the whole world, the love of my life, my sugar potato, my everything”
“You are so sweet and I can’t wait to have you right now, so let’s get started, it is time to take off that lovely dress, come here darling, let me tell you something…”
“Leave my arm alone, Kene, I am tired. Today has been so stressful for both you and me. We need some rest”
“Come on Koko, this comfy bed in this magnificent hotel room is calling out for us, we got to consummate….”
“Sweetheart, do you know I saw my ex in the wedding today?”
“Interesting. Which one?”
“Leroi, I saw him as we danced into the reception hall. The dude was already munching on chicken laps and wolfing down rice ! My eyes met his and he winked at me. I felt like punching him in the face and shoving the plate of Jollof rice down his throat! He had the nerves to show up at my wedding after breaking my heart”
“Thank God you didn’t punch him, you would have created a scene. Let’s talk about this special night. You know what’s coming, don’t you?”
“Calm down Kene, let go of my hand, i told you I am tired! Is there any law that says marriage must be consummated on the wedding night?”
“Yes, the unwritten law states that it is mandatory for consummation of marriage to take place on the wedding night, so we have to obey the law…Come to me baby, look at your enchanting eyes, so tiny and so full of light, the light that lits a blazing furnace in my heart. Look at your oval shaped face, so smooth and well chiseled. Your hair is long and adorable. Your body is so soft and delicate. I can barely control myself!”
“Aww…You sweet talker! Baby, tonight is the night that I give you myself, the whole of me. Let’s play some cool music to set the mood right”
“Yes! I am playing Your body is calling by R Kelly right away! Let me turn up the volume and turn off the light”
“No, play Jesus take the wheel by Carrington instead”
“Koko? Are you kidding me?”
“No I am serious. Hahaha, see the look on the face of my husband! I am pulling your legs jor..Take me and envelop me in your arms, make me a woman tonight!”
“My phone is ringing, that should be my mum calling to check up on me. Let me answer the call”
“Drop that phone and switch it off Koko! We are on honeymoon and there should be no form of disturbance from the outside world”
“But this is my mom calling and I am her only daughter…”
“If you answer that call I am going to get mad at you!”
“Don’t shout at me Kene, I am your wife not your servant that you can order around!”
“Oh gosh! We shouldn’t begin our marriage with an argument. Come on sweetheart”
“I am sorry sweetie, you are right. Let me switch off the phone”
“That’s my baby, now give me a kiss”
“It is just that I feel a deluge of emotions, feeling sad and happy at the same time. I am suddenly missing mom and dad right now. I have lived all my life with them and I feel like I am embarking on a long journey away from them.”
“It is normal to feel that way dear but you are a big girl now, no, not even a girl, you are a married woman and you will get used to it with time. You know I love you and I am always here for you”
“I want my mummy and daddy right now!”
“Drama queen! Let’s cuddle…let me sing for you”
….You are my everything, Nkenji keke!
The air that I breathe, kenji keke!
You’re all that I need, Nkenji keke!
Ololololo, Nkenji keke!
*Aww…this is so romantic…what?…stop this Kene…you are tickling me, stop! Your fingers are moving too fast…stop, ha! Don’t stop!”
“It is time for legal sex”
“Yes legal sex, we can have it anywhere. On the bed, on the floor, in the bathroom, in the kitchen, anywhere and anytime. I am readdddddy!”
*Jumps up from the bed*
“Where are you going to dear?”
“I forgot to lock the damn door!”
KENE & KOKO continues….
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