Musa: I have been thinking about something lately.
Okoro: You are always thinking my friend only that none of what you think about has fetched you some good money
Musa: Igbo man, Walahi! Must you mention money in every discussion?
Okoro: Mba, you don’t like money and you always rushing to the market to check what your boys are doing?
Musa: I like money but yours is love for me.
Okoro: Na you sabi o! Oya, tell us, what are you thinking about right now and why should we be bothered about it?
Musa: I didn’t say you should be bothered but one day if they carry on the way on their current paths, it will hit you like earthquake…
Akure: But Lagos alone has thousands if not millions of mad men roaming the streets everyday.
Okoro: Millions kwa?
Akure: Yes, of course. Is it because most of them have not are not licking moi moi leaves already?
Okoro: Meaning you might be one of them?
Akure: Yes, including Musa and you.
Musa: You are not well
Akure: Exactly my point. There are a lot us like that.
Okoro: There’s a drop of madness in every man
Musa: So can I tell you about the 3 powerful madmen and a wannabe mad man from Nigeria.
Okoro: Oyibo! Supu ya bu English (speak that English) biko . Which one is a wannabe mad man, bikonu?
Akure: Mallam Musa, what did you eat last night because I know this English has nothing to with your breakfast
Musa: I ate tuwo
Akure: Not that one
Musa: Which one?
Okoro: What do you want to hear?
Akure: Go and sit down, my friend!
Okoro: I am already seated, join me.
Musa: Do you want to know the 4 men or not?
Akure: Tell us, jare. Don’t mind Okoro, the only human being that loves fufu and money more than his life.
Okoro: You want us to go there now?
Akure: Go where?! Like this one touched your foundation well well?
Okoro: Musa, talk biko! Don’t allow this Amala man to distract us.
Musa: As I was saying, it was just the other that I realized we have madmen in power these days. There is a madman in White House. The other madman is Oga Kim Jong-un of Noth Korea. The last and certainly not the least is Oga Putin. He is cunny madman playing with Oga Dona head. I will not bother to mention the name of the madman from Nigeria
Musa: Because he is a Nigerian and lives in Nigeria and he is a mad man and Nigerians don’t understand jokes.
Okoro: Are you afraid to mention his name? You boldly and quickly mentioned 3 of them, why not mention the fourth one with the same speed as others?
Musa: Me mention his name? God forbid bad thing!
Okoro: He is afraid o!
Musa: Yes, I am afraid. He who fears today, lives to fear another day.
Akure: That is not how they say it o. Musa can stand English on its head sometimes.
Musa: Okay let me give you a clue. He is a governor. I won’t say more than that
Okoro: Man or woman?
Akure: Na monkey! What kind of question is that? He has already said he is a governor, is there a female governor in Nigeria?
Musa: Don’t mind him
Okoro: Why are my questions always peppering you?
Musa: I have said my own, the rest is up to you guys.
Akure: 4 madmen and the fourth one a Nigerian? I shall think about it.
Okoro: I am not thinking about it. There are millions of madmen scattered all over the world.