How would you rather want your laughter served? Well, the choice is yours, choose any tweet of your choice and laugh as hard as you want. Laugh until your neigbour begins to ask if everything is okay with you.
Here are these week’s random tweets just for laughs.
So I bought an umbrella yesterday and on getting home, discovered it had no stopper.
Took it back to the supermarket today (N400 trip)- only to discover it’s okay and has its unique kind of stopper.
I just got home now to realize I forgot the umbrella inside keke. 😭😭
— Aria (@BrownieDivaB) August 10, 2018
My 45 yo barber has 11 kids and 20 grandkids. He had 9 of those kids by the time he was…21.
B: yeah 2 of my boys just turned 25 last week
Me, a fool: oh are they twins?
B: nah they just 3 days apart. Their mamas lived in the same building as me…
— Liza’s Sweetpea (@KingBeysQueen) August 11, 2018
I feel proud when I see my ex
girlfriends getting married. It
shows that my relationship
academy is doing well and it can
produce wife materials. September intake is in progress. August remedial are also available for those interested.
— 🇳🇬 Man Of Madness 🇳🇬 (@RealDreylo) August 11, 2018
Tell us one crazy and/or hilarious thing you did as a kid that got you beat or surprised by your parents.
I once broke the glass of a lantern because of play, i then placed it where my mom would pass so that she’d kick it and feel she broke it.
— Mr. Jack Robinson (@jackdre02) August 22, 2018
I don’t care if my man is struggling and only has a dollar to his name, I’m gonna always be there to take it and give it to my other boyfriend
— M. (@lovelarrieuxx) August 23, 2018